Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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