I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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