If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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