One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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