I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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