I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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