I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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