im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
