I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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