I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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