So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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