it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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