OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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