i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Text me some of your sweat
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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