i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My balls are so social today.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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