i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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