Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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