A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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