David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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