I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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