it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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