Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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