Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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