Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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