A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
