I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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