it was like eating out sand paper
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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