I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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