In the future we'll all be gay
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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