i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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