She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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