i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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