Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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