Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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