he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
