Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
