My brain says no but my pants say off.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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