my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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