We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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