It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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