He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
His hands were made for my vagina.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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