I must be too annoying 4 u.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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