we have officially lost it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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