So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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