He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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