I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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