He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Your tits are I can't wait for
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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