Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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