drunk tastebuds have low standards.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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