almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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